29 6 / 2023

Once again I am all powerful (washed my hair)

28 6 / 2023

milfsource:

EMILY BLUNT as RITA in EDGE OF TOMORROW (2014) dir. Doug Liman

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28 6 / 2023

nixieteeth:
“@mayonnaise-uncle ask and thee shalt receive
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nixieteeth:

@mayonnaise-uncle ask and thee shalt receive

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28 6 / 2023

speedlimit15:

its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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27 6 / 2023

rowantheexplorer:

ruelukas22:

eliciaforever:

artikgato:

aprillikesthings:

zillyart32:

gallusrostromegalus:

auntytimblr:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

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27 6 / 2023

ffshipbracket:

ROUND 3: Vanessa “Van” Palmer/Taissa Turner VS Lexa/Clarke Griffin (Clexa)

Vanessa “Van” Palmer/Taissa Turner (Taivan)

Lexa/Clarke Griffin (Clexa)

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27 6 / 2023

utilitycaster:

Consult Arcane Texts / Collect Oddities / Act BizarreALT

putting this on my wall like a live laugh love sign

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26 6 / 2023

It’s scary how one good hair day makes me feel so unstoppable

26 6 / 2023

kayrma:

thinking about how community fucked over britta’s character and i now pronounce bagels as baggles in honor of her (i lived in new york)

25 6 / 2023

starredforlife:

here y'all go, just a simple fun one this time around! take this quiz and tell me what kind of cat you are! (=^・ω・^=)

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25 6 / 2023

gidianthe:

“she killed innocent people” ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

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25 6 / 2023

satyriconmp3:

you’re on a race against time when you prepare a hot beverage for yourself. beverages love hurtling towards room temperature, it’s a passion of theirs

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25 6 / 2023

mikesidcpersona:

From now on only making decisions like I’m in a butterfly effect video game and my life depends on it

25 6 / 2023

bethanyactually:

Screencap from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. Nancy, George and Ace are sitting inside Florence, Ace's car. Ace is in the driver's seat, looking at Nancy in the passenger seat; she is determinedly looking past Ace out the window. George, between them in the backseat, is side-eyeing Nancy, who has just learned that Amanda broke up with ace. A text post over top from tumblr user dinascully reads: my kind is when person A of my otp tells person B of my top that they are no longer with person C….ALT
Screencap from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. Nancy and Ace are in the Claw parking lot, standing close together, looking at Ryan’s phone which Nancy is holding. They both have confused expressions on their faces. A text post over top from tumblr user dropovers reads: I wish I could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.ALT
Screencap from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. Ryan Hudson is sitting on the hood of a red vintage sports car, leaning back against the windshield, wearing an orange and purple racing jersey. He’s playing an unplugged electric guitar and winking at someone behind the camera. A screencapped tweet over top from twitter user @norm_follower reads: Haters mad because I can experience childlike wonderALT
Two screencaps from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. In the first screencap, Nancy and Ace are standing close together in the Claw parking lot, looking at Ryan who has just told them he left Carson, under the influence of the juvenescence potion, at Jean Rosario’s house. Nancy’s eyes are closed and she is gritting her teeth. Ace’s expression is resigned. A text post over top from tumblr user smokedsugar reads: i want to scream very bad but i am being so normal and calm about it  In the second screencap, Ace and Nancy are in the front seat of a parked Florence, Ace in the driver’s seat and Nancy in the front passenger seat, turned to look at the Juvenescence Elixir-ed dads in the back. Ace is frowning slightly and Nancy looks annoyed and impatient. Ryan and Carson are speaking and gesturing excitedly. A text post over top from tumblr user dutchster reads: adults seemed way faultier when I was a kidALT
Screencap from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. Nick is standing in the supply room in the youth center, looking at Addy offscreen. His eyes are wide and his eyebrows raised, and he is gesturing with his hand as he lists all the traumas and big changes he’s experienced in the previous couple of years. A text post over top from tumblr user gargoyle-gal reads: im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no.ALT
Screencap from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. Nancy and Ace are sitting in the front seat of a parked Florence; Carson and Ryan are in the back, looking interested and hopeful that they might be allowed to go ride dirt bikes. Nancy is looking at Ace, her hand in front of her mouth, in distress because her dads don’t know where they left the soul splitter that George desperately needs. Ace is looking at Nancy and reassuring her. A screencap over top (no tumblr user visible) reads: OTP: *not married* ME: lol u sure??!?ALT
Two screencaps from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. In the first screencap, Carson, still under the influence of the juvenescence potion, is seated in front of a wall at the courthouse, wearing a suit and tie and looking uncomfortable. Ace is standing in front of him, leaning over and giving him reminders about how to handle the ex parte hearing he’s about to attend. A text post over top from tumblr user andrewsadrian reads: i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp [sic] laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”  In the second screencap, Ryan is sitting on a sofa in the youth center, with Carson and Ace in the background looking towards him. Ryan is still wearing the orange and purple racing jersey, but the juvenescence potion has worn off. He has a bit of whipped cream visible on the corner of his mouth, and a pained, confused look on his face. He just woke up, wondering why he feels like he has whiplash. A text post over top from tumblr user lake-erie: reads: seems unfair how every decision in my life from birth til now was made by a younger, dumber version of myselfALT
Screencap from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. Bess stands in the Drews’ backyard with an inquisitive expression, looking at Addy who is facing away from the camera. A text post over top from tumblr user handmaidensabe reads: *winks flirtily* and btw i am soooo haunted by the ghosts of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were. do you want me carnallyALT
Screencap from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. Ace stands next to the driver’s door of Florence, looking over the top of the car at Ryan, who’s just said that knowing Nancy and seeing how passionate she is about everything makes him want to be a better person, and Ace agreed that he knows what Ryan means. A text post over top from tumblr user rarexm00n reads: my only relationship goal is to be with someone who motivates me to become a better person and shows me the potential I don’t see in myselfALT
Screencap from episode 3.07 of Nancy Drew. George, Nancy, and Bess are in a group hug, standing in the Drews’ living room. A text post over top from tumblr user powerfrog reads: oh fuck it turns out i love my friends very muchALT


NACE APPRECIATION WEEK 2022
DAY 1: Favorite S3 episode, season, or moment

3.07 - The Gambit of the Tangled Souls

Nancy Drew + text posts (7/?)

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25 6 / 2023

doublesdare:

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+ linking the clip because just reading the quote doesn’t do her conviction and anger justice (x)

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